1.Talk to yourself, sometimes you need good advice.
2. 'In style' means clothes that still fit.
3. You don't need anger management, you just need people to stop irritating you.
4. Your people skills are just fine, its your tolerance for idiots that need work.
5. The biggest lie you tell yourself is..'I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it.'
6. On time is when you get there.
7. You've noticed people your age are much older than you.
8. Aging has slowed you down, but not shut you up.
9. You still haven't learnt to act your age and I hope you never will.
10. 'One for the road,' meaning peeing before you leave the house.
Hope these give you a laugh!!
Chrisxx
10 comments:
Those are great!
Very good! These made me smile - thank you.
Very amusing and oh so true!
#5 has me laughing. I must even write down what I want to do at home tomorrow! Let alone the grocery list.
These are so good! Thanks for the laughs.
I always use rule no. 10, but they made me giggle. Xx
# 10 for me…always!
They certainly made me smile ... thank you :)
All the best Jan
Superb! 2, 4 and 7 are the absolute best but they all made me smile.
Jean.
Love them 😄
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