Monday, 16 March 2026

Mumisms

 THE TOP BEST LOVED BRITISH MUM-ISMS:

Money doesn't grow on trees

Don't talk with your mouth full

Don't eat that, you'll spoil your dinner

If someone asked you to jump off a cliff, would you?

Do not slam the door

I've got eyes in the back of my head

If the wind changes, you'll be stuck like that

If you don't finish your dinner, there'll be no pudding

Wait until your dad gets home

Were you born in a barn?

I want never gets

I don't care who started it

Eat your greens

I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times

Don't say what, say pardon

Ring me when you get there safely

Don't put your coat on inside, you won't feel the benefit outside

Don't put your feet on the furniture

Sit properly on your chair

Did you have any of these said to you and as a mum have you said them yourself?

Chrisxx

15 comments:

aussiebel said...

My mother had X ray vision she could see through walls.
I'll give you something to cry about.(I think that was my father)

Angela said...

Heard many,and repeated many.
What time do you all this?
Your not going out dressed like that?
And four special ones from my Mum&gran
Trust in the Lord
These things shall pass
The Lord will provide
If you have a blessing, pass it on

KirstenM said...

Oh yes!

Lynn and Precious said...

Oh my word I remember every one of these my mother's saying to me. And sometimes I think she said every one of them to me in a single day. I must have been a pretty bad kid. Glad to know you've got your flowers as my daffodils are coming on strong now. We had a windstorm on Friday if it took our power out for 2 days. It was still below freezing so needless to say we were very cold inside the house. Grateful that they got it back on when they did.

Live and Learn said...

These are common here in the US, too.

Sue said...

My Mum said them all, but I didn't hear 'Were you born in a barn?' until I met my first husband.

I had to break it to my Mum that telling me to say 'pardon' instead of 'what' was actually always wrong. Here in the UK pardon' is short for 'I beg your pardon', usually to be said in a very snooty way, and 'what' is the correct term as it is short for 'what did you say'.

Marie Smith said...

They are generational and well used here too.

My Piece of Earth said...

I remember those from my Mum.

Misadventures of Widowhood said...

I'm in the USA and my mom used a lot of those same sayings.

Tracy said...

Those all ring bells with me. I certainly heard them from Mum and I think my own children probably heard a good selection of them from me over the years.

Sue said...

I certainly had a chuckle at your list. My mother was the disciplinarian so waiting for my father to get home did not happen, shame as she might have forgotten by then. In N.Z. it is usually "were you born in a tent?" Another of my mother's was "stand on your head" if we dared mentioned boredom. I am 69 and remember them like it was yesterday.

HappyK said...

Oh yes I've heard most all of these and have said a few of them myself.
One my mom used to say which I didn't care for was, Do as I say, not as I do.

Lowcarb team member said...

LOL Oh yes!

All the best Jan

Marcia said...

I find myself saying such to the granddaughters especially about feet on the furniture.

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