Mumisms

 THE TOP BEST LOVED BRITISH MUM-ISMS:

Money doesn't grow on trees

Don't talk with your mouth full

Don't eat that, you'll spoil your dinner

If someone asked you to jump off a cliff, would you?

Do not slam the door

I've got eyes in the back of my head

If the wind changes, you'll be stuck like that

If you don't finish your dinner, there'll be no pudding

Wait until your dad gets home

Were you born in a barn?

I want never gets

I don't care who started it

Eat your greens

I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times

Don't say what, say pardon

Ring me when you get there safely

Don't put your coat on inside, you won't feel the benefit outside

Don't put your feet on the furniture

Sit properly on your chair

Did you have any of these said to you and as a mum have you said them yourself?

Chrisxx