A Favourite Son?

 There is such a lot of talk about Andrew and Sarah, you hardly know who believe, Was Andrew the late Queens favourite son, was he as wild as people make him out to be?  Known as 'Randy Andy' in his younger days, then tangled up in the Epstein scandal? His ex wife Sarah has some stories to live down to too.

Stripped of their Royal titles and have been asked (? told) to vacate their comfortable home, the Royal Lodge in Windsor park, what will become of them?

 The King will continue to support his brother Andrew, but what of Sarah? Although they were divorced they shared the same home, although it is reported they lived separately. She doesn't have the financial back ground like Andrew, and her latest children's book is not to be distributed but pulped. 

There's rumours she will write 'a tell all book' telling some secrets of the Royals? If this rumour is looked at seriously by the Royals, I'm sure they will make sure she has money to keep her quiet?

I think this is all sad for the Royal Family, but it does show us the 'common' people, that they too have to face the consequences of their actions! 

At least its taken the heat off Megan wife of Harry, she can't do right for doing wrong.. 

Its a tough life being a Royal, rather them than me.. every wrong move, clothes, hair, action is as though they're under a microscope!

I'll let the press say what they like, but they'd better keep their hands off our beautiful Catherine, Princess of Wales!!

Chrisxx 

You only get one!

 Be too much,

Be extra,

Live large,

Smile big,

Laugh hard.

Celebrate your d*nm self.

Open your heart,

Express your emotions,

Use your words,

Giggle,

Dance,

Soak in the sun,

Splash in the waves,

Breath deep and love your life..

You only get one.

Chrisxx

My town.

 Our town isn't known for its Christmas lights, but the shops always look good.. not quite dressed for Christmas yet. but still pretty. This is the flower shop with the lovely seasonal flowers and plants on view.

I was a Saturday girl in their other shop many, many  years ago!

I love this shop and buy a lot of plants from them. People have the opinion that they are expensive, but they are top quality plants and I've never had a failure from there. In this display there is a small artificial snowdrop plant that has silver sparkles on it and I want it!! It will look super in our front pots in all the greenery!

The Maple shops are lovely, here is the Children's shop, Love those little dolls displayed as though in windows. Maple is a firm and there are 6 shops all different. We like the kitchen shop too.

Bliss a gift shop and very nice too. and looking spectacular.

Even the charity shops look good!!

A lot of people here think town is not so good, but it is and there are some superb shops here. Someone started talking to me in one of the cafes a little while ago.( Well I might have said Hello to her first!' ) And she had bags full of things bought here and couldn't find enough good things to say, how nice our little town was. She was complaining that Swansea had lost a lot of shops and certainly didn't have gift shops there,  as we have here... anyway we love it and it fulfils our needs.. and altho I'm not a big advocate of Aldi, it suits me for walking on wet days!!

Chrisxx

Aches and pains, but it was worth it!

 I do have a lot of pots of spring bulbs,  but having seen Monty's  on Gardener's  World, and all his ready planted,  I wanted more! So a few evening ago with nothing of interest on TV, I looked for some bulbs I fancied.. 

I know some people don't like Grape Hyacinths but I love them and these white ones are so pretty..

I fancied these yellow crocus in my shallow bowl shaped pot..we have an assortment of colours planted in our front lawn, but they've all come up purple!

And who could resist these pale bell shaped narcissi, called 'White Petticoat Daffodils,' and so pretty and delicate/

Yesterday the sun shone, so after lunch we togged up to garden with the bulbs to plant first. As we stepped out of our French doors there was a light 'miserling' of rain! It's not heavy we thought. so we carried on. We work together rather than we do different tasks, because we get more done that way. The bulbs were done in no time and all topped with grit..

We cut down the single dahlias stalks and top dressed with spent tomato compost. I pruned the grape vine; we had the last bunches a few weeks ago. We had left 2 more bunches, as they get sweeter, but for the first time ever a big bird (magpie?) had eaten them! And then Dh cut down spent plants in the flower bed parallel to the bungalow wall and we were done...  but we were a bit soggy and my aches and pains were awful. I won't do that again. The other two flower beds will be done on a dry day!

The white patio is a bit muddy but a good rainfall or a couple of buckets of water will sort it! But we're very happy we've made a start to get our garden winter ready.

Chrisxx

Pam Ayres.

 FIFTY SHADES OF GREY BY PAM AYRES

The missus bought a paperback, down Shepton Mallet way, I had a look inside her bag;...T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".

Well I just left her to it, and at ten I went to bed.

An hour later she appeared;

The sight filled me with dread, in her left hand she held a rope and in her right a whip!

She threw them down upon the floor, and then began to strip.

Well fifty years or so ago I might have had a peek, but Mabel hasn't weathered well, she's eighty four next week!!

Watching Mabel bump and grind could not have been much grimmer and things then went from bad to worse, she toppled off her Zimmer! She struggled back upon her feet a couple minutes later, she put her teeth back in and said

"I am dominator!!"

Now if you knew our Mabel, you'd see just why I spluttered, I'd spent two months in traction

for the last complaint I'd uttered.

She stood there nude and naked bent forward just a bit I went to hold her, sensual like and stood on her left tit!

Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;

My God what had I done!

She moaned and groaned then shouted out:

"Step on the other one!!"

Well readers, I can tell no more, Of what occurred that day. Suffice to say my jet black hair,

Turned fifty shades of grey!!

Never read the book but love this daft poem!

Chrisxx

None so queer as folk!

 Yesterday afternoon was our end of year U3a Gardening group meeting.  Called a 'Celebration of a Successful Garden Club year' and took the form of a Bring and Share meal.

We always look forward to it as its always nice to share and chat gardens and more.

Yesterday was no exception.. and that odd man turned up again. We've noticed him at other events too. He doesn't come to regular monthly meetings, only when there's the food ones! Summer time he drank the wine that some members brought. Yesterday he sat near us. We had taken flasks of tea to drink along with the food and he asked me if the 'girls' made the tea and coffee as in other groups?? I asked him what 'girls' and he played deaf! Anyway he helped himself to a plate full of food several times. And as the members who brought along wine were sitting away from us, he got himself a glass of water.

He hardly spoke, fortunately some one came sand sat near to me so I was spared him sitting next to me. When we were giving out the Secret Santa presents, he took one even though he hadn't brought one? So I suppose one of the leaders went without. He left when we started to clear up, so strange.

But we thoroughly enjoyed ourselves, lovely food and lots of laughter. And it was a good gardening club year. 

The group has been asked to give help and ideas for the Eastern Prom, garden strips. Redone, when the whole area has been re-built  to reinforce the sea wall. The firm that did it has had total failure, as the plants chosen and trees, all died in the salt air.  So an interesting project to plan next year.

That's the lovely thing about gardening, there's always next year!

Chrisxx

Old recipes.

 I felt a bit foolish yesterday, as Dh wanted a recipe for a cake and I knew I had it in my folder of loose recipes.

So as I started to go through it,  all sorts of recipes came to the fro.. some written by my Aunty Glad. Ginger Beer, Sticky Jaw Toffee, A Boiled cake, Welsh cakes! Her writing was very rounded and clear, but now faded and the papers stained and creased, where I had used them.

I could hear her voice telling me what to do and I was a bit weepy, she died 1990 so many years ago, but her voice sounded clear in my ear. 

How come our minds can do that after so many years have passed? 

Chrisxx

Last Christmas

We were all ready to go for a walk yesterday afternoon when the heavens opened and we were stuck in on a Sunday afternoon.

And so we watched this lovely little film and thoroughly enjoyed it.

Sometimes you need a bit of of a 'cheesy' film.. it was fun and light and sad too.

And 'Wham' sang all the way through and that was lovely too.

Try it and see for yourselves, it chased away the rain and now we're in an early Christmas mode.

Chrisxx

Old Friends!

 Yesterday morning a friend came for coffee, we were in school together when we were 7 and altho her family moved away for a few years we kept in touch. 

We came from vastly different back grounds. Her father had two shops in the town, news agents, one was in the village just outside of town which she managed. I used to call in to see her with my children, when we lived there in the sixties and she used to spoil my children  allowing them to chose a book or a small toy as well as giving them sweets.

We laughed and laughed yesterday., when I used to threaten her with the dentistry bills I might have to pay out with all the sweets they ate from her.

I do have some lovely photo graphs of my two children and her outside the shop in the brilliant sunshine, I must look it up and others.

I always said my second child's labour and delivery was easy, because she had driven me in her little mini at top speed to the hospital over every bump there was on the road!

It was lovely chatting yesterday and remembering those sunny days when we were young. We've known each other for 75 years!

Chrisxx

You have to laugh!

 It was -1C when we were getting in the car to go to SW yesterday morning, although I didn't feel cold as I was wearing winter weight clothes, instead of my thin cotton dress.. I was expecting the scales to show a gain with the extra weight from my clothes, but no, I maintained my weight. I was very pleased, as I knew my extra clothes weighed 1.5lbs, yes I had weighed them! So now a new week and a downward trend to get below a certain weight before the big 'day.

And this is so laughable I had to write about it. It seems that in an area in UK, a council has asked gardeners, who use the garden refuse bins, to place them in a sunny spot in this cold weather, because the bins are freezing to the ground and the operatives are unable to lift them to empty then! Would you believe it?? It was even suggested to put them in a shed, till it was close to collection time to keep them warm! We don't know what time our garden waste is emptied as it varies from fortnight to fortnight, we actually pay £45 for 20 weeks and there's no room in our shed, is there room in yours? 

Laugh and keep laughing, it will keep us warm!

Chrisxx